The invention is primarily in name only. It would be a standard cream designed to
prevent chapping of the penis after or during masturbation. It could probably be petroleum jelly based,
or use another base for the purpose of lubrication.
The market for the cream would be primarily for religious
folks. It would be the type of cream
that a father could sit down and have the talk about the birds and the bees
with, hand him some cream and say, “This is what we have to do.” This is a quotation that comes from ancient
texts where it is reported that someone said this respect to the Virgin Mary,
where the person who said that followed his worth with the action of eating his
load.
The cream would come with a Bible verse on it, “Proverbs
31:10 A wife of valor who can find? She is worth more than rubies.” Thus the cream Rub Ease would be a play on
the word, “rubies.” Please note, the following
verse comes from the 1917 JPS Bible, which as I understand is free, in the
public domain without copyright. If
there is a copyright to that Bible, then the King James Version (KJV) could be
used. It may be best to use the KJV
since it carries with it the word, “Authoritative,” and many people are
attached to it for that reason. Proverbs
31:10 in the KJV is as follows, “Who can find a virtuous woman? For her price
is far above rubies.”
The mission of the product would be to encourage men to go
home and rub one out rather than have sex with a substandard woman, possibly
getting her pregnant and the man to cough up a small fortune in child support
payments.
The 2nd mission of this product would be to get
it into common drug stores, such as CVS, or general stores, such as those one
might find at a gas station or maybe a chain like Christie’s. Thus, this product should be intended to be
popular among men, and not in some back alley way. Stores interested in the product would be
encouraged to keep it near the condoms.
Also, it might be a good idea to contact a company like Hustler and see
if they would be willing to carry a sample of the cream in one of their
issues. Also, it might be sold at a
vending machine in a men’s bathroom.
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